oh no no no

asiaraysassmaster:

twerking-brookehyland:

maddies-quietvoices:

twerking-brookehyland:

maddies-quietvoices:

i don’t like light as a feather, stiff as a board at all. 

did you have a traumatic experience revolving around that game as a child?

I don’t like the story of that dance and how they have a Ouija board on that stage

yea eh it was alright 

Don’t be bringing none of that devil craft up in my house child.

Our Ouia board is waiting for you, Jose

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

vlogfinity:

cupofteaffany:

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

WHAT YOU TRYNA SAY, LU-IS

LESS THAN 1 PILLOW ««««««««

i use 4 pillows because my life is empty

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

I would, but my shallow pockets can only get me so far

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

swaggitystrider:

just press play

i-am-verzettelt:

How every parent should be.