vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it
dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

image

cumrn:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on

justnut:

Jade Jolie serving fish

remember when Jade Jolie starred in a Nazi porno? I do.
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